ahahahaha what the fuck what the fuck
September 19th
11:12 PM
11:12 PM
brian wins
March 9th
2:57 AM
2:57 AM
my sign for the planned parenthood rally thursday says “Get your Boehner out of my cunt”
hahahahaha courtesy of Sondi Hardy
February 21st
6:31 PM
6:31 PM
for real, serious college exam questions and answer options:
- the embryo of a peanut seed includes:
- e) a little jar of jelly
- a good way to ripen unripe apples is to place them in a paper bag and add:
- a) a squirrel
- starting with the center of a dicot stem name the sequence of tissues that occur from the center to the outside:
- e) kleenex, scotty, stop and shop super wipes
- what do fiber and vessel elements have in common:
- d) once invited for overnighter at lindsay lohans house
- beri-beri is a disease that kills 100,000s of people due to a diet mainly consisting of:
- c) meat from black and brown bears
- -_____-
January 15th
4:34 PM
4:34 PM
(awesome) text from an unknown number:
- mystery person: are you in waltham right now?
- me: haha no..I'm at home in sterling
- mystery person: oh fuck. hahaha I'm over it. I called someone that looked a lot like you a "bitch ass trick"
January 12th
11:23 PM
11:23 PM
"You’re going to meet the most extraordinary men, the sexiest, funniest, brightest men, you’re gunna meet so many of them, and you’re going to fall in love with so many of them, that you won’t know until the end of your life which ones were your greatest lovers and which ones were your greatest friends"
January 6th
2:49 AM
2:49 AM
0mGz lyke FYS yur$elf
November 17th
4:36 PM
4:36 PM
hahahahahahaha
