A Northwestern University professor apologized for having a man penetrate his fiancée with a “fucksaw” in front of 100 students.

equivoque:

And other things that happened in 2011.

An Ohio grandmother was arrested for spraying her grandson with a high-powered hose because he’d eaten too much bacon, and a drunken Ohio mother lactating in Illinois was charged with assault after striking her husband, locking herself in her car, and spraying deputies with breast milk. A Pakistani woman attempted to cook and eat her husband.